This is it...

Well, as you now, most of my old posts were very moody. But from now on, I'm devoting myself to bad ass, funny as hell blog posts. My policy: If you don't fall over once during the first reading from laughter, you have some sort of disorder and needed to be hospitalized.
Seriously, call 911 right now, don't think about it, and go watch as much How I Met Your Mother as humanly possibly before the paramedics arrive, because if I don't make you laugh, then Barney Stinson sure as hell will.

Just look at that face. You know he's gonna say something funny.
I hope nobody sues me...