Indiana Jones Has One...

Yes, that's right, I now own my very own satchel/adventure bag! You have no idea how awesome it is because you don't own one, but wish you did. Search your feelings. You know it be true.*
I now plan on using the satchel to take of the world via Internet relays. If you don't want to be eaten by mushrooms, I suggest you declare your undying love of satchels as soon as possible. 


*Okay, different series, but same director...One out of two is good, right?